my goal in life is to be so hot that people can’t pronounce words right when they’re trying to talk to me
say those three words and i’m yours
Johnlock is endgame
"you can’t ship that, that character has canon interaction with the opposite sex"
i’m really good at mumbling rude things under my breath and then when people ask me what I said I just get really scared and nervous and panic
don’t get it twisted like i respect bugs for being the best they can be in spite of their specific assigned flesh prisons and their ecological significance but they need to stay the fuck away from me
I get insanely uncomfortable when people have their own selfies as their phone wallpaper.
If we’re texting and I’m actually responding quickly and you’re not then it’s 99.9% guaranteed I won’t reply back for weeks
having original characters is incredible because you make up these people and give them lives and motivation and personalities and then you can smash them together in romances or kill them and no one can stop you, fucking nobody
you never realize how much you love sleeping until you have to wake up in the morning