Bloody lips and Kitty kats

earthdad:

my goal in life is to be so hot that people can’t pronounce words right when they’re trying to talk to me

(via pizza)

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watsonsdick:

codeinewarrior:

say those three words and i’m yours

Johnlock is endgame

(via bennyslegs)

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lildarkvixen:

"you can’t ship that, that character has canon interaction with the opposite sex"

(via bennyslegs)

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jakemalik:

i’m really good at mumbling rude things under my breath and then when people ask me what I said I just get really scared and nervous and panic

(Source: hi, via pizza)

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magnezone:

don’t get it twisted like i respect bugs for being the best they can be in spite of their specific assigned flesh prisons and their ecological significance but they need to stay the fuck away from me 

(via abstractzebras)

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natured:

I get insanely uncomfortable when people have their own selfies as their phone wallpaper. 

(via abstractzebras)

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WiFi: connected
Me: then fucking act like it
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reattachment:

If we’re texting and I’m actually responding quickly and you’re not then it’s 99.9% guaranteed I won’t reply back for weeks

(via abstractzebras)

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scarvenrot:

having original characters is incredible because you make up these people and give them lives and motivation and personalities and then you can smash them together in romances or kill them and no one can stop you, fucking nobody

(via iamdeannawinchester)

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ravine:

you never realize how much you love sleeping until you have to wake up in the morning 

(via pizza)

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shouldnt:

I LOVE SUMMER BUT I FUCKING HATE BEES

(via pizza)

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kiingpaark:

being an unattractive horny teenager is actually so hard i want to cry 

(via pizza)

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